Mom had an eyelash curler for years, but it got lost in the move. So she bought a new one, and it was horrible. So she bought another, then another. Nothing was doing it for her.
So she decided to splurge and get a more pricey one (one that cost more than $1.99, basically). This morning she tried it out. It was kind of bulky, and the little rubber thing was catching. Then it was sticking. So she decided to give up on the "good" curler, and put her mascara on.
Then she realized......eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!
The new curler cut her lashes off!
To compare, this is her other eye. Long, lovely lashes:
She laughed so hard, she almost peed herself. Luckily, she knows they'll grow back. She'll just look like a dork until that happens.